Nedster's House of Pain

Nedster's House-of-Pain! Nedster's House-of-Pain! Chant it with me! Nedster's House-of-Pain! Nedster's House-of-Pain! Isn't it catchy? Nedster's House-of-Pain! Nedster's House-of-Pain! Sing along! Nedster's House-of-Pain! Nedster's House-of-Pain! Feel that funky rhythm! Nedster's House-of-Pain! Nedster's House-of-Pain!

DOUSE ME IN PARAFFIN, AND SET LIGHT TO ME WITH YOUR LIGHTER *my first ever, and very minimalist. here I'm using the little-known Pennsylvania-Dutch spelling of 'paraffin'*

FRIDAY THE 13TH PART X: JASON KILLS JENNY *with a twist of poetic justice!*

THE STUCK HEEL: AN EPIC TRAGEDY *my best work so far. the pathos, the agony...*